april 15

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
Bill Watterson

"There aren't enough days in the weekend."
Rod Schmidt

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."
Chuck Palahniuk

"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend."
Zenna Scha

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
Ogden Nash



t.g.i.f.

i'm so ready for this. have a good one.